How to deal w/ a stank azz puss?

so me n ma gurl wuz goin at it u kno doin wat we do and all in a sudden da ***** queefs all ova me! like im talking some stank u swear u wuz in a gas chamber it wuz like sombody be cuttin some onions under ma nose bc tears came to my eyes. ne wayz i luv her w/ al ma heart an i want to spen ma lyfe w/ her but not if she gon have bustin' bits like dat, i mean how u gon fart out yo puss like dat an espect me 2 stay w/ u?? so ne way should i leave her r stay w/ her?